[Hoot Hoot] Why I think an Owl is the best Man for the job.
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by Evry
Hello America!
I was recently discussing the future of the country with some of my fellow cigar-toting, monocle-wearing friends former Presidents, and we came to a consensus on the type of leader the eUnited States of America will need for the month of January. While a great military strategist would be nice to have leading our troops, and a good financial guru would be beneficial to have watching over our financial accounts, we all agreed that a wise diplomat with excellent foresight is exactly the person we need leading this country next month. It is for that reason that I am officially endorsing Wild Owl for PotUS in the month of January.
How could you not like that avatar anyhow?
Over the past 12 months, Wild Owl has worked tirelessly to advance the foreign affairs of our country. I have spent a significant amount of time conversing and working with him over the past year, and one thing has always been extremely evident, he is a very wise owl. Despite recently becoming a tamed Owl, he hasn’t lost his military cunning, diplomatic foresight, nor his organizational abilities. His experience at Secretary of State, serving as the lead diplomat of the country will be priceless in the coming month. Additionally, his prior experience as top executive of the country combined with his great military prowess will undoubtedly result in a spectacular month for the eUSA.
He really is a triple threat despite his majestic look.
You can read more about Wild Owl and his intentions for the Presidency in his articles:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-wo4cp-an-announcement-2481492/1/20
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/-wo4cp-a-platform-2482372/1/20
I hope that you will join me in voting for Wild Owl, the wise-est Owl in all the land, in both your party primaries, as well as the election on January 5th.
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Hoot Hoot!
Zionist propaganda detected once more...
I'll paraphrase an eCanadian leader with his fitting comment about Owly:
I'll wipe my a$$ with him, his feathers so smooth!
Thanks!
I howl for many things.
Owls included.
WO4CP \o/
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WO4CP
WO4CP!
Wild Owl is gay... When I had to leave eUSA because of certain reasons, he did not give me a citizenship again... 🙁((
VelAco I don't know how that makes him gay. I figured you must have the wrong definition of the word floating around in your head. So here you go: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/gay Maybe next time you cant get that definition right. Have a great day.
Now on to WildOwl. The dude is a boss. WO4CP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once tried to approve someone's CS and s/he was this random guy from eSerb and s/he PM'd me after I got in Congress my first time and said to approve him/her but I said, 'Whyld?' and s/he was like 'Whyld Owl said it was cool.'
It wasn't cool. And it's Wild Owl's fault. Cuz gay.
Again you guys must be getting taught the wrong stuff at school. Buy a dictionary maybe and look up that word.
I'm going to eat you, eShades.
Did Wild Owl tell you it was cool? If someone else told you Wild Owl said it was cool and you took their word for it without checking the status sheet or asking Wild Owl directly, guess what?
o7
WO4CP Hoot Hoot---->Hooters