[Gorgeous Guide of Gregariousness] How to Stay Relevant
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by Topher Fair
Post a rambling jargon filled introduction. While we are reminding everyone that we exist we don't want anyone who doesn't know that we are a big deal polluting the comment section. New players will have to approve to fit in even if they don't understand our sophisticated prose.
We now want to seem old by posting unconnected GIFs made by other people from a 70s film, I have chosen 1971 classic "Get Carter". My parents were about 10 years old when this came out, Alfred from Batman is a spy or something? Old people look like they know what they are talking about though:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Carter
Then talk about all of the high level meetings we haven't had with the people not bothering to run the country because we are a big deal.
We will use our vast knowledge and experience of the game to ask people not welcome in our meetings to fill in a googledoc of what we should do.
Make sure to ask other people to advertise this for you and include some bribes.
Bribes are a tricky thing, you need to dress them up with enough hoops to seem like a classy reward for your hard work. Only evil idiots give money away for free.
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As undisputed Lord of the eUK Media I always get loads of attention, PM me because I want more attention. In exchange I will send you 10 Q7 Weapons. Please. PM me. Go on! 25 Q7 Weapons? WHY WON'T YOU PM ME.
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Alright 25 Q7 tanks 😃
#Satire
"As undisputed Lord of the eUK Media"
U fukkn usurper.
Fear not Gali, he has to pay for every vote on every article 🙂
Awsome article Una Nancy Owen.What is this film about,I mean who are the actors?.
Well done,keep going on o7
I don't know I haven't seen it.
It is Micheal Caine as a younger man (Carter) in 1971 so now you'll associate my character with an older man, giving me some authority over you.
I really like Carter in the red hat and punching the guy, it really matches what I'm saying in the article and fits well with eRepublik.
❤
Goku longs to be loved.
he just needs a cuddle
Wooooo don't really know what's happening
Big hugs.
please, you don't need to buy votes.
I'm guessing the whole using gifs from the wrong film, saying you don't know Michael Caine's greatest role isn't 'Alfred from Batman' is all a troll. But I'm going to bite
Stop being a prick Goku
That's the joke. Now let's use facts:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/people/chart/?id=michaelcaine.htm
The Dark Knight made $617,979,500 adjusted for inflation, unless you don't accept the ultimate democracy of money paid by normal people.
For you dictatorship types you can go off the elitist Oscars instead. Dark Knight won two.
Are you forgetting Miss Congeniality??
It's not his greatest role though. Maybe the biggest film he's been but that's because it's Batman and who doesn't love Batman?
#Irony
Calling someone a prick because they seem not to agree with your opinion, then still arguing for your opinion in the face of facts which leave your subjective opinion your only point.
#justsambothings
I called you a prick because of your attitude and the fact you keep writing shit articles and getting them into the top 5.
Also your fact does not disprove the idea that I was saying it is not his greatest role. He's a supporting actor in Batman and it's not his best performance or most memorable one.
Get a sense of humour man.
no I shall not sense a humour
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v + s + pm
PS
I do like the Italian Job, you can't fail to remember the phrase "you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".
That's Zulu isn't it?
I thought it was the Ipcress File
Goku does not into satire.