[Garmr] BB4CP ❤️❤️❤️

Day 2,783, 18:48 • Published in USA Poland • by Garmr


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Now what could draw Garmr, someone that we all know rather spends his time in the gym than writing some articles for this poof game, to the point to be writing some god damn article, especially one that isn't for his own amusement? Shit Garmr, you only believe in fitness anyway..



Now, about me. My heyday was back in 2010/2011. I was motivated as fuck. Since then I have forgotten more positions than the majority of you can list, and I have kept hanging around in defense positions across the world, compensating for my lack of motivation with a decent amount of intuition and a lot of old boy networks. For the last few months I actually asked all PotUS candidates to find someone else to take SoD because I knew I was not bringing my best to the table, and was absolutely ready to lead by example by quitting the game - none of them were able to find anyone better though. Basically, I was an Ent. Giant as f*ck, chill as f*ck, not willing to meddle in the affairs of these annoying little congress peasants. So I mainly hung around in the forest, occasionally being visited by Gandalf Wild Owl the white.

Then out of the f*cking blue while I was flexing my giant ass muscles on the Beach, a Bunny hopped by. She turned out to be more effective than two little hobbits in making my stiff joints supple again, and put a fire in me bigger than the flames coming out of Isengard. I honestly didn't think something or someone would be able to motivate me again to play erep. I'm not saying I'm at peak levels, but it is as best as it has been in the last 3 years, and I certainly am ready to make this next term (as I inevitably will be SexDef) an amazing one. She was single-handedly responsible for my current 615 lbs deadlift personal record - even RL is not safe from her influence.

So I'm not going to bullshit about plans, cabinet setups, or make general claims about her personality. I know BeachBunny is the Khaleesi to my Drogo. The mini Hulk to my (red) Hulk. A perfect equal in ambition and drive. And if any of you cotton candy eating motherf*ckers want to call me out for writing an endearment article instead of an endorsement article, you know where to find me.