[FillWerrell4CP] Furry Tractors - Part 2

Day 2,175, 03:51 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Fill Werrell

When my wifi started working properly again

Mornin' peoples,

Here's part 2 of my CP campaign article, sadly there are no furry tractors today so as an apology...


My little way of saying sorry

First of all I got my Google Docs working, so click here to apply to my Cabinet! Be sure to get your name in to stake your claim for whichever role you desire!

Now, onto the policies...

MOAR FOREIGN AFFAIRS/'DEFENSE'

After much thinking last night, I thought hmmm... better mention them bloomin' deer eh? So yeah, at least we now have a 'reason' for invading Sweden, rather than saying we're bored and want more land (pretty legit reason, but apparently isn't justifiable, I know right?).


Tread carefully on the advance into Scandinavia

Home Affairs

Retention: More important than anything else right now is improving the national retention rate. It's no use trying to build an empire with an extremely limited number of fighters. This term, if I was to be elected, I would be setting up a designated retention committee headed by the Under Minister of Education.

Entertainment: More quizzes, more competitions and more rewards is the ticket. A source of entertainment is not only vital for increasing the national retention rate, but also for the long-standing population, as they're bored enough already and could do with something to make their hard work worthwhile.



NHS: Blah, blah, blah, whatever the other candidates said...

Communications: I've had this idea for a long while now, but I'd love to introduce a weekly national podcast detailing what's going on, but most f*cking around and having a laugh. Communication is key.


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That's enough sensible stuff for me now, remember to vote FillWerrell4CP on the 5th!


Poor Darth 🙁

Have a nice day and...