[FillWerrell4CP] Furry Tractors

Day 2,174, 13:08 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Fill Werrell


So here I am as the British Empire Party's official CP candidate. Last time I tried this was about 6 months ago when I withdrew, so forgive me if I'm a little rusty.

Some of you may know me as Will Corbett, but most of you won't know who the hell I am.


Let's just go with that

I started off on the 19th October 2012 (Day 1826 I think?) as Will Corbett, joining the UKPP and RN. I worked as a MoFA Ambassador to Germany and the Paddies and got into congress for the first time last December. Shortly afterwards I moved to the GBDP (Now BEP) and got into congress again, becoming PP twice in the following six months and overseeing the reformation of the GBDP into BRO.

I spent a bit of time in eAus from July to August, got bored and changed my name to Fill Werrell, before returning to see BRO once again changed into the SLP and shortly afterwards the BEP. Then they were silly enough to choose me as their CP candidate for November 2013...

I am led to believe I'm meant to write about policies and stuff so here goes...


Foreign Affairs


Take 'em out while they're busy

Norway is an easy target so it's pretty obvious we're gonna try to take their land (getting more of it than Lithuania can if possible). Hopefully we can eventually move into Sweden once they have regained some of their regions. This goes for the remainder of Scandinavia, as Denmark appear to be close to freeing up some of their regions. And Finland. They're just there. We can't let that happen.


Some people think we're punching above our weight. I think they're smelly

The ever present topic in eUK Foreign Affairs. The Paddies Irish. The less said of them the better but they are a necessary party of any British CP's policies. For the time being, the coming month at least, it may be best that they are left alone, after all we do have one of their fruit regions. This, however, doesn't rule out the possibility of action being taken against them if the time is right (perhaps if we have closed all other wars such as those in Scandinavia).


As in my connection's gone to sh*t and I can't be arsed to f*ck around with the router

There's more to come tomorrow, with cabinet applications, info on the remainder of the ministries and general sh*t stuff, be sure to check out tomorrow's article. Here's a sexy gif for you sexy people.



Nighty night, peoples of eRep. Remember, FillWerrell4CP :3