[ESO] Even More Awesome Than You Thought!

Day 2,809, 11:26 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by HebronGazelle


Hey guys, have you ever woken up one day and realised you were in the wrong eRepublik party? Well that hasn't happened to me, want to know why? Because I'm in ESO of course! Here at ESO we pride ourselves in that fact that we are the greatest party to walk the face of the eEarth. But it doesn't stop there, we aren't just the greatest party but some of our members are also the greatest players! Don't believe me? I don't blame you, most non-ESOers would be in denial...


Some Current Members With Current Titles

We are the sixth biggest party in terms of members, however we have one of the highest representations in cabinet, even higher if you take a ratio of members to government workers. How is this possible? Well ESO is not just a party, but a breeding ground for the greatest minds in the eUK. We have party members in control of 2 of the 5 main ministries (40% if you like percentages) and have members sitting in other smaller ministries. Here is our government representation:

Minister of Defence: Sir Jimmy Savile
Minister of Information: Max Blue
Minister of Silly Walks: Mr Immanuel Kant
Deputy Minister of Micro Management and Outsourcing: Frixios2000
Deputy Minister For Working Out How The Above Title Is Viable: Aleksandar V.Popovic

ESO isn't just working for ourselves, we are working for the people! We are working for every single one of the eUK's citizens!


There is no escaping the awesomeness!


Some Current Members With Past Titles

Now, looking at current government representation wouldn't just cut it. We are that amazing that we have had past CP's (some elected through this very same party) as well as a huge list of past government workers. I'll just start now as the list is long.

Dictators:
- Mr Immanuel Kant
- SirMorton

Country Presidents:
- Max Blue
- Aleksandar.V Popovic
- Mr Immanuel Kant

Vice Country Presidents:
- FightAndProduce
- Max Blue
- Aleksandar.V Popovic
- Mr Immanuel Kant

Ministry of Defence:
- Sir Jimmy Savile
- Rodney Mckay
- Mr Immanuel Kant
- Aleksandar.V Popovic
- Max Blue
- Elvis Trout

Ministry of Finance:
- Elvis Trout
- Bob Bloggs
- Rodney Mckay
- Mr Immanuel Kant
- ApronChef

Ministry of Foreign Affairs:
- Rodnkey Mckay
- FightAndProduce
- Mr Immanuel Kant
- ApronChef
- Aleksandar.V Popovic

Ministry of Home Affairs:
- CheetahCurtis
- Sir Jimmy Savile
- Rodney Mckay
- FightAndProduce
- ApronChef
- Aleksandar.V Popovic
- Max Blue

Ministry of Education:
- CheetahCurtis
- Rodney Mckay
- Frixios2000
- Mr Immanuel Kant
- VoodooMike71

Deputy Of Pretty Much Everything:
- Rodney Mckay

Claims To Have Held 55 Government Roles:
- Mr Immanuel Kant

This list turned out longer than I expected simply because ESO members were even more awesome than I was expecting. We have loads of members who have held government roles in major ministries in the past, and we are training up some of our younger players to continue the legacy, just one of the awesome things that ESO is doing for the country!


If Taylor was the deputy minister of pretty much everything and I was the minister of pretty much everything, we would do pretty much everything together...


Party President Office in Modern ESO

This section is partly to drop my name in a few more times, and partly to make sure we have a place to look back at the heroes who have led our party since its rebirth.

February 2015: Sir Jimmy Savile (PP), CheetahCurtis (vPP)
March 2015: Krifect (PP), CheetahCurtis (vPP)
April 2015: Jny123 (PP), CheetahCurtis (vPP)
May 2015: Sir Jimmy Savile (PP), CheetahCurtis (vPP)
June 2015: Max Blue (PP), CheetahCurtis (vPP)
July 2015: Sir Jimmy Savile (PP), Rodney Mckay (vPP)

As you can see we have had several party presidents since our rebirth, each bringing their own style to the hotseat. Most importantly, they have all allowed our party to grow. People started to notice the growth of our party a month or two ago, but ESO has been a long project that has involved a lot of people. You can't grow a party in a month, you can't grow a party on your own, but when every single one is working together anything is possible. Inspirational speech over.


Because who doesn't love inspirational speeches!


Well, this might have been an article where I just throw some random stats around. It might have been an article where I show how amazing ESO is. It might, just maybe, have been an article for the sake of doing an article. But with quality names listed throughout and a few T-Swizzle gifs sprinkled over the place, it was worth the read.