[DS4PREZ] The Agocide directive. (Delayed but not denied)

Day 2,812, 21:52 • Published in Canada Canada • by Dillan Stone

EDIT: Well, apparently neither the PFC nor the Beavers will run me this month. It was a last minute run, so I can't really fault either party for choosing to run no-one instead of me. Actually, I can't really fault them for running no-one instead of me anyway, but let's face it, the other candidates are pretty awful. I will be back, next month I'll get even more votes than this month. Zero is a hard bar to pass, but I'm confident.

The other candidates are pretty awful, but I'll suggest my one or two supporters to vote for IBB. A person who won't even fight to keep his own party? That is exactly the sort of greater evil we need in these trying times of stupid weekly contests.


Original post below:


Friends, Romans, Countrymen, and smelly alcoholic bums, I've come to a terrible realization.

The realization is that DMV is right.

Ok, why would I say that in a post announcing my run for the Presidency? Simple, his problem is he didn't go far enough.

First, my platform and plans.

1) Taxes: 25%
2) Wars: None
3) Activity on forum: None
4) Cabinet: None

Sounds crazy, right? Well, mes amis (I'm in the CPF, so I have to throw in some French. It's the law), here's my realization.

This game is dying. And those of us who are still playing it, we're like addicts, just trying to get one more hit before the metaphor is lost in a confusing haze of whatever it was I was talking about.

Anyway, we're all sitting here playing this game while Plato tries to milk just a few Eurocents more out of us rather than even pretending to work on fixing its problems.

So, we know this game will soon be dead. You know it. I know it. Plato would know it if he bothered to log on. We have no power to prevent it from dying. But we do have some say in HOW it dies.

Therefore, the Agocide directive - agos, the greek word for game (or so Google informs me) and cide, which is just missing an r from being a nice beverage.


It should be the national mission of Canada to bring forth the circumstances where the entire world is under the control of one dictator, permanently.


That dictator would probably be Romper - he bought the game, he gets it. But within Canada, we have a choice;

DMV: Who clearly also wants to kill the game, he's just not going far enough,
Mann: Who appears to be under the delusion that the game is salvagable?


Non, mes amis. Let us all embrace our inner Vandal. We don't need no water. Let it burn.