[Dental Corps] British PTO's for British People
The Vagabonds
A lot has been made recently about this so called 'Serbian Shoe People PTO'. Dental Corps have found the whole situation rather amusing, if not rather insulting. Such a fuss has been kicked up about such a rag tag bunch of amateurs, being the jealous, vindictive kind of guys we are here at DCHQ, we could not stand by any longer.
These Sh-Sh-Sh-Shoe People have disgraced the term PTO, no more does the word PTO raise a smile upon eUKers lips, instead it's a term associated with dirty foreigners, a term that no longer brings joy to the masses.
That plays heavy on the hearts of DCers across the world.
We at DC think PTO's should be entertaining, it should spread a smile to the lips of players or at the very least, make them rage incoherently and so hard that they feel the need to spread their wild conspiracies publicly. Providing others with the entertainment that this game so sorely lacks.
It came as no surprise to us in Dental Corps that the eUK would fall apart the moment we took our foot off the gas. We are, at the end of the day, the only thing that keeps eUK an interesting place. But fear not, your friendly local Dentists are back. No more shall you suffer with sub-par PTO's from people that consider mules to be a viable form of transport in the 21st century.
We ask you eUK, show your support for British PTOers, denounce those that wish to bring in a New Era and destroy the British way of PTO by flooding the market with cheap foreign imports. Scream at the top of your lungs 'BY JOLLY, I WANT MY PTO's eUK MADE' and join us in taking back our market.
Show your support by voting DC.
To all potential Dentists - The art of dentistry is a skilled profession. You can't just become a Dentist you have to earn that right by examination. If you feel you are eligible then request an audience with us on IRC @ http://tinyurl.com/dental-corps
Don't join until you're approved...
Oh wait, you can't!
Stop ignoring us mwc... you can't hide forever
Comments
Pole, voted...DC do it best. o7
You slag
We don't need imported PTOers, we have our own.
No need to usher in a New Era...
'No need to usher in a New Era... ' Clever..I like it.
Would you expect anything less from DC?
hue
voted o7
British PTO's are the best PTO's
BY JOLLY, I WANT MY PTO's eUK MADE
Homebrew PTO's are the only way to go.
PTOs are bad - unless it's a PTO of New Era ofc \o/
*Conveniently ignores the huge amount of PTOers he personally and the rest of his party have been letting in during weeks leading up to elections*
New Era deserve the 'UKPP' treatment.
Sven finally understands \o/
neigh
First, they steal our PTO opportunities. Then, it'll be our jobs. Then, our benefits. FINALLY, we'll all be waking up to half eaten hamsters. WONT SOMEBODY SAVE US