[DCCP] 100k Gone Missing!
WayneKerr
Not really, but now that I have your attention...
Dear eUK
Enjoy your 20% Fruit bonus! According to Talon I'm the first CP since him to take Picardy. No idea if that is true, but I'll take the accolade.
Empire Missions
As those that had been paying attention may have noticed, France managed to RW back a border region, any eUKer that has been playing for a while understands what that normally means for us. For those new to the eUK, it normally means they are about to NE us. I did get in touch with the French MoFA about it, but I wasn't even given the respect of being acknowledged by either the CP or the MoFA.
The original plan was to have a war with Norway, this would have given both our nations the chance to complete these crappy 'Empire missions' that Plato has kindly bestowed upon us. But with France sitting on our borders and Congress dilly-dallying over pressing the NE button, I made the decision to NE France before they NE'd us, making our simple TW a tad more dangerous.
With France only having one region that bordered us the war is now closed. 8 battles with France was never gonna be no where near enough for us to get the most out of these missions. I did ask the Norwegian CP to NE us yesterday afternoon so that we could have battles earlier today. Unfortunately, he's not the most active of people (or he's ignoring me) and didn't get back in touch with me until late last night. He then had to speak to his Congress who had reservations about it due to trust issues. Fair enough, we have spent the last year or so in a state of war. By the time the France battle had ended I still had no word from the Norgie CP and no NE from them, so once again took matters into my own hands and raced Congress to press the button. I won!
Now these battles with Norway are for the missions only, personally I'm not all that interested in long term occupation. I'd rather we both had our pre-NE regions by the end of the missions. So there is no need to go mad in these battles. Our first priority should be always on the French RW and making sure we don't lose that while we are trying to close the Norgie war. RWing our regions back from Norway is easier and cheaper then France. So lets try not to lose Picardy, plus it's a fruit bonus region!
The Missing Orgs
You may have noticed that at the moment we only have access to 2 Country Orgs. the Bank of England and the MoD org. That is because we have no idea where the emails or the passwords for the rest currently are. The emails and passwords we have do not provide access. It's a bloody big mess!
But fear not eUK, in a few days we shall have new emails and new passwords for every single org that the country holds. Meaning for the first time since Emergy stepped down as MoF, we know exactly who holds what. Hopefully soon (when admin pull their fingers out) we can start handing them back out to the MU's and private organisations.
MPP's
We have a few MPP's running out soon. Most notably Chile, we won't be resigning the MPP with Chile right away. Due to them trying to launch an AirStrike and the number of MPP's is added into the cost of launching they have requested that we do not sign at this moment in time. No doubt there will be a mad dash for Chile to resign MPP's once they launch. We wish our Chilean friends good luck in this endeavour and any eUKers wising to contribute can do so here.
The MoFA team will be spending the next week getting in touch and going through the formalities with the rest of our allies whose MPP's are close to running out. I imagine and hope Congress will be having discussions, seeing as they are the ones who say yay or nay to them. According to the MoF, we should make enough cash this month to enable us to carry on with the MPP stack we currently have. So yeah up to Congress really.
That's about it really, I still haven't stolen anything and the sky has yet to fall upon us... plenty of time for that though.
Comments
Come on keep up the tradition of UK. Take your pay check!
Nicely done Wayne, easy win in Picardy.
I got the distinct impression France didn't really show up...
o7
is that all I'm worth to you now Leo? a simple o7...
Come back Chaz, all is forgiven, you were right about Leo all along!
o7
Amen to that, Wayne. o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7 o7
My 7's getting tired, so Wayne, could you please salute back?
Congrats on win in Picardy.As Talon already said,an easy win in Picardy.Voted,subed o7
Also hopeing that will appear missing orgs and that we will know what Ministery is doing and my hopes are for that admins will pull their fingers out.
100k Gone Missing!
BigAnt took it - oh wait, we've been there
Amen. o7
o7
Nicce update
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inb4 you realise i killed most of the orgs... woops my bad
Mama didn't love you?
Don't feed him, Just ignore him. He's forever on the naughty step and no one should acknowledge he's even there.
Yeah. I am sorry. That is the best treatment for sociopaths.
cool.
So far you've been at least 1,398,559.34x better than the insect CP we had before.
i agree 🙂
Yay active non-thieving CP
Well we can promote Wayne for another mandate if he continues this way 😃 Looks like WRP and UKPP know how to choose a right person for the position.
o7
pfft, another fkn boring term of the elites sitting around jerking each other off.
When are we going proper leadership round here?
lolwhat?
We have access to the RN org wayne mate
NE???
Natural Enemy
Oh I see pat yourself and the MoD on the back for beating the cheese eating surrender monkeys, not a mention of my contribution! I have you know 'Mr' Primeminister that I've been doing feck all in the name of the eUK, and your administration, this week, feck I'm so keen that I'm laying in my hotel room doing feck all for you and the eUK even though I have to catch a ferry at 4am!
Horice 😒
If you want to give me access to the national newspaper org I may do something with it. Ta.
Sell it?
Horice 😉
How much you offering?
I'll bring you back the mayor of Carentan's moustache and bertet!
Horice 😉
I'll bring you back the mayor of Carentan's moustache and bertet!
Horice 😉
Chile is too strong. We can't ally with them. It's mad. They are in Europe. This will severly hamper our expansion. We cannot have an ally in France. We need France for ourself. Chile will destroy us in the future. Don't ally with them now and quickly declare war on Ireland. We need the resources. We have to fight Ireland. We should also launch an attack on Newfoundland and Labrador.
I think you're overstating the eUK's military power a wee bit.
Excellent and informative article. Let's have more like this!
No Canada MPP? 🙁
apparently your CP claims that you agreed to it when you were drunk...
And that changes the deal how? 😉
Lets be honest now and admit this was all Alex's idea and his credit.
o7 you bumder