[CP]Fishing and Re-election
Rylde
This is my official article of seeking re-election as CP of eCanada. At this point I have many detractors but as a whole i am a viable legitimate candidate that has canada's best interest at heart.
Everyone is scared of Dictatorship when they shouldn't be. All it means to me is fast organized govt that can make calls on the fly to support our nation.
Questions need answers
Did i help PTO EPIC?
No but I knew it was happening and i didn't give a S*** because there a party of so called independents that have never given me the time of day. I will never apologize to seeing a group decline that is rigid in its so called non beliefs that support there people only through there mass numbers.
I've thrown my name into the EPIC primary 3 times and have never topped 10 votes total in support. In my eyes there the enemy and have been treated as such. Everythings a war in my eyes.
Will the Coalition abuse MU funding>No we will not. All MU's will recieve there funding because as a military dictatorship I need my military's working at peak effeciency to help wth my war plans. I'm not going to drop all the funds into a small MU and abandon the rest. I want everyone fighting.I believe in this country as a military power.
I've already talked to CAF numerous times to try and develop ways to get our longest MU standing back to being one of the top MU's as far as activity. I stand beside every military institution we have.
I killed the double MU funding to a canadian unit because its not fair and against public opinion. As a dictator i still listen to the people. Besides what If CAF gets there S*** together as teh largest MU and all of a sudden we had to supply them double, stupid law.
Taxes?
Taxes will remain the same under Goran thrax's advisement and as one of the nations best economists I trust his judgement no changes will happen.
Theft?
I don't like Rolo. He knows this and i don't approve of his old time robbery. But everyone has there place. You need to direct the animal to control it. EPIC would never support me so I was forced into an alliance that is benficial to both. CP for me and entertainment for ROLO.
I dislike Rolo the thief but am starting to like Rolo the entertainer political strategist.
I do not condone theft and it will not happen under my watch. Me and mine have spent a small fortune for our beliefs in war and I will continue to do so.
War?
There will be blood. I believe in warfare and I gave the nation a taste of my resolve and I would like another month to test my skills on the field. If you like war I suggest you give me another kick at the can.
No one can deny I gave Canada my all during our war and will continue to do so. If not re-elected I will not accept a position in another administration because there can only be one chief.
I took the last 2 days off after the war to unwind and recharge the batteries. Spent some time with the kiddo,drank beer and went and did some fishing today. I was hoping for pickrel and caught nothing.
I'm not evil or mean. I'm a person that leads u with my heart on my sleeve and I have an agenda. those that fell by the wayside had it coming. If they recover and find a backbone for good or ill i welcome it because our nation relishes activity and needs it.
I wish EPIC all the best on its recovery and it wasn't a course of action I take pride in but a course of action I feel I was forced into. Once you open your minds I may as well.
This article was written drunk. Better drunk than not written at all hungover tomorrow.
Rylde for CP!!!
Fortune favours the Bold!!!
ALL hail the Coalition!!!
Comments
Voted
"Everyone is scared of Dictatorship when they shouldn't be. All it means to me is fast organized govt that can make calls on the fly to support our nation." Totally true
All Hail the Coalition!!!
Want to know why you shouldn't write articles drunk? Then look no further:
" I will never apologize to seeing a group that is rigid is no called non beliefs that support there people only through there mass numbers."
What the F$%^ does that mean?
Good call Mugs but for drunk its not half bad.
For drunk it's not half bad X2
I doubt mine would be in english if I wrote drunk..... Luckily if I'm that hammered I'm usually off with the GF having a romp......
Best of luck Rylde, I'll see you on the ballot!!! 😉
Voted 😁 hehe indeed for drunk it's really not bad 🙂
All Hail the Coalition!!!
hmm... I may actually toss you my vote this election...
I may have been a bit hasty on my judgement of the Dictatorship... I'm not for Dictatorships, but you haven't done too bad so far admittedly...
Love your view on epic btw...
Good Luck!
Hail Rylde the Bold!!!
Good luck Rylde.
"I dislike Rolo the thief but am starting to like Rolo the entertainer political strategist" lol...."political strategist" ... "entertainer" woooow ..that little thief is an strategist?? You obviously wrote the article drunk!
Rylde, first time when Rolo will have an offer to sell you he will do it.
Voted...
What is CAF got double-dip in the MU funding? Well, it would be nice! 😛
Just kidding, stupid law...
"I've thrown my name into the EPIC primary 3 times and have never topped 10 votes total in support. In my eyes there the enemy and have been treated as such."
Now that sounds like an entirely rational and mature response to not getting exactly what you want.
To paraphrase: I don't like EPIC because they only support their people, so support my dictatorship which only works for it's own people.
It's amusing that this congress has been one of the laziest I have seen in my 3 years playing this game. Sure, there may be some activity here and there, but its mostly arguing about the stupid stuff and proposing childish things to get themselves ahead. Try doing some real work from now on.
What you see is what you get, no hidden agendas, good luck
Why not?
So wheres the war?
At this point, I'm waiting to see the Koala Kabinet before deciding/saying anything more.
The things that have been proposed that you find "childish" are not to "get ahead," but to actually find a way to have a roleplayable version of a Dictatorship. Everything that is made has clauses that state that it can be taken away on the next president's term, anyway. So stop acting like we're killing puppies. If the people decide they don't want Rylde, in four days they won't have Rylde.
ALL Hail Rylde the Bold!!!
Hail the Dictatorship! o7
I'm sorry that Star Wars' Imperial March theme is already publicly reserved for a former eCanadian CP. (See Acacia Mason's Northern Exposure.)
Fortune favors the drunk!!!
"Everyone is scared of Dictatorship when they shouldn't be. All it means to me is fast organized govt that can make calls on the fly to support our nation."
Under you, it may or may not be threatening. But give it to an untrustworthy president, and it could be very bad.
That being said, as a member of the former EPIC, I support you. However, even though I support you, I still disagree with some of your decisions. I believe that is what EPIC is and should be about.
you mean i wasnt supposed to kill puppies?
but i already dug a trench for the bodies in my neighbours yard.....
she's pissed too!
i also like how arguing about make believe laws forming the framework for a make believe dictatorship is somehow less valuale or productive than arguing over fake human rights and fake constitutional laws forming the framework of a fake democracy.
etemenanki your pot is very similar to our kettle.
*valuable
I want Rydle has president!
The tax structure is hurting ecanada gorgon is wrong! We could be bringing in more if we lowered the vat and raised the import tax...we are not manufacturer friendly.
FOR THE EMPIRE!
Shut up OLloyd, we bring more money in with VAT because a big portion of the country works in slave pits. The money is used to fun eCanada's glory wars. Now shut up and go back into your hole.
Also,
FOR THE EMPIRE!!!!
it would be nice if vat was lower. in the usa i was able to buy the undercutter offers and resell them ar my higher price. here vat is too high.
Rylde ❤