[BEP] Vote for Benni Hill

Day 1,240, 08:14 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by benni hill

Hello, BEP. I'm benni hill, and I would like to be your next Party President. Do you remember way back when? When BEP meant something in British politics? Those days are long gone, and it's high time we did something about that! Today we don't have much of a voice. Today, it's the other parties that are making decisions. Today, BEP doesn't mean anything. However, under my leadership, I promise that together we can become a force in British politics. Our members will become influential citizens of the United Kingdom. How will I do this? I'll invite other parties to merge in the hopes of gaining a spot in the revered Top 5. If that doesn't work, though, I've got a number of friends in some of the Top 5 parties that would be more than happy to allow us to run for Congress under their banner. Today, BEP are just three letters. Tomorrow, though, the possibilities are endless.

Benni Hill, MP
PP Candidate, BEP