[BEP] Ladies and Gentlemen, can I please have your attention?

Day 2,167, 11:13 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Fill Werrell

After saying I'd write a recruitment article

I've just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story, I need all of you to stop and listen.


The BEP plan of action

Here at the BEP we are recruiting (like always), but here's an extra special effort because we love you all so much and I want your babies we want you in our party. So why join the British Empire party?

1. Because #yolo, #swagz

2. We can give you a good time (people with dirty minds keep your mouth zipped), regular party meetings, skype chats and overall great communication means you can make loads of new friends in a short time period, not one of us is a dickhead (except me :3)

3. The BEP is a growing party. Following our reformation of the SLP, we’ve reached 26 members at the time of writing. We have risen up to 7th/8th (depending on which webpage you look at) and are still getting bigger. Now is time for the big challenge, ESO are a large number of members ahead of us, but with your help we can overtake them with time and effort, maybe even aiming for an eventual top 5 ranking! Be a part of the ascension of the BEP to the status of a top 5 party!



4. We offer you a political future. If you are in New Era for example, sure you're in 2nd place, but the party is ever declining and it offers you no real future. The BEP however, offers you the chance to fulfil your potential. Roles aren't reserved for the elite, they are awarded on a meritocratic basis. Plus there's always a chance of being our CP candidate if you work hard and play moderately fair.

So yeah... still regret agreeing to writing this, but on the plus side 500GBP is on the table I really enjoyed searching tumblr for Anchorman gifs. Just join the BEP already, m'kay?