[BC4CP] Baron Chris: He'd Vote for You if You Were Running.
Day 2,596, 11:08
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by BaronChris
Dear friends,
I have decided to step up to the candidacy, because I believe a fresh face with new interesting policies to stimulate the eUK in a host of different ways. I have served a number of times in government and believe, that with a skilled and talented team, I can help achieve great things in the next month at president.
Over the next few days, I will outline policies that I hope will benefit the UK by:
• Promoting business and industry
• Train and grow younger eager members of the eUK
• Strengthen our foreign affairs policy and move towards further stability for the country
• Lots of competitions to further spur the UK media machine
• Go some way in tackling the void of immigration policy
I’d like people to think of my presidency and the cabinet as a breath of fresh air, with new faces who will bring new ideas and enthusiasm to providing quality service to citizens. I am in the process of forming my cabinet, and will have that sorted in the next few days as well. And if you got this far, you deserve a treat:
I am writing this, as my official tender of candidacy in the upcoming presidential elections.
As an only ever UK citizen who has been playing the game on and off since 2009, I am looking forward to running against a host of great candidates to win your support as leader of our great nation. I am currently serving my second term as UKPP PP, where many new ideas and policies have been introduced, encouraging a thriving party; which was recovering from a period of inactivity after the loss of a key member.
As an only ever UK citizen who has been playing the game on and off since 2009, I am looking forward to running against a host of great candidates to win your support as leader of our great nation. I am currently serving my second term as UKPP PP, where many new ideas and policies have been introduced, encouraging a thriving party; which was recovering from a period of inactivity after the loss of a key member.
I have decided to step up to the candidacy, because I believe a fresh face with new interesting policies to stimulate the eUK in a host of different ways. I have served a number of times in government and believe, that with a skilled and talented team, I can help achieve great things in the next month at president.
Over the next few days, I will outline policies that I hope will benefit the UK by:
• Promoting business and industry
• Train and grow younger eager members of the eUK
• Strengthen our foreign affairs policy and move towards further stability for the country
• Lots of competitions to further spur the UK media machine
• Go some way in tackling the void of immigration policy
I’d like people to think of my presidency and the cabinet as a breath of fresh air, with new faces who will bring new ideas and enthusiasm to providing quality service to citizens. I am in the process of forming my cabinet, and will have that sorted in the next few days as well. And if you got this far, you deserve a treat:
Kind Regards,
Baron Chris
UK CP Candidate
Baron Chris
UK CP Candidate
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'Go some way in tackling the void of immigration policy'
Dead UKPPers are spinning in their graves...
I spoke with Nick the other day.
Do you think you would make a better CP than SerFartsalot? If yes, why?
I think we're both good candidates, and if I wasn't running, I'd be fully supporting him. We're different kinds of people with different ideas. I am running with new ideas and a cabinet of people that are a little different from the usual faces.
How's that different from me?
Well, we're different people with different ideas and different ways of dealing with things. It's up to the voters to decide who they want.
Will there be a war?
I'd like to avoid a wipe, but there will be plenty of action for the troops!
Action as in action fighting for the UK? As I do like TP medals.
That is the aim yes, either in training wars or conflict- which most will agree is inevitable.
I thought I'd wrote an article last month discouraging derps running wtf is this
Always good to have you lovely input 🙂
It's derpin' time.
Succumb to the fashion, Rob.
cool
giterrrdunn!
Good luck.
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Are you a real baron?
Of course!
I read that as 'are you real bacon?' xD
Completely unrelated to the actual article, but when I read that, I thought, "Dogs don't know it's not bacon..."
The maple kind, yeah? (u know this quote?)
Best of Luck Brother! If you need any graphics help send me a message in-game as always for family it's free 🙂
Cheers mate 🙂
I'll be keeping my fingers crossed for your success
Vote BC!
Oh Gali...
Looking back I should've kept my neutrality for a bit longer.
I think it's time I threw in my lot with someone, and it may as well be a friend.
Inb4 vote SerF come election time
Voted for Family Guy, Good Luck
You have my support o/
Live long and prosper o7
Sexy.
Clearly this candidate is incompetent.
He'd vote for me if I were running? Even I wouldn't vote for me if I were running, I'd be a terrible CP.
I'll only vote for someone who, if I were running, would laugh, but not in an unpleasant way, and say, "Jiminy, you don't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning, and if you did, it would be a disaster for the eUK. Withdraw while you still have your dignity."
Then I'd look kind of sheepish, knowing deep down that he was right, and I'd pull out of the race.
When the CP election was over, and all the candidates had been the subject of insults and trolling while I'd sat reading their articles and laughing at the insanity of it all, I'd turn to him and say, "You know, I'm glad I didn't run. Thanks pal!"
Then we'd go outside into the sunshine and play fetch with the puppy he bought me for Christmas, because that's what friends do.
In summary, you didn't buy me a puppy for Christmas, so no vote for you, BaronChris.