[AMP] A Fresh Start and Free Tanks
SColbert
Hello AMP Nation,
I am proud to say that I have joined your patriotic party. I have left USWP not in anger, but in search of new experiences and new friends. Like the true blooded American colonists, Neil Armstrong, and the pioneers I too search for a new home and new freedoms. I take this step hoping that AMP can be like a mint to freshen my mouth after a true American meal of cheeseburgers and freedom.
As an American I search for new experiences, not because they are easy, but because they are hard. AMP has a proud tradition of patriotism, and general kickass-dom. These are great American principles I can get behind. Others when faced with boredom look abroad for excitement. Perhaps I just love America more than them, but I look inward to satisfy my own problems. So my heart goes out to those sad unpatriotic fellows. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to anyone but Jesus. Anyone else would probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
Now I am a fan of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged. I love its message of fuck them, I got mine. But because this is a great moment in AMP history, I will be giving 5 Q7 tanks to any AMPer who comments on this article. Thank you AMP for welcoming me into your party, and I am looking forward to a freedom loving time in your party!
Comments
Let's AMP it up!
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Give my tanks to a random new player
Work the AMPs!
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Welcome to the Party! Give my tanks to a random new player.
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imagine the day every new member donate others 5 tanks(or even 10) as his OWN welcome gift.what a great day 😃
welcome to AMP
V & S
Neil Armstrong was looking for a home on the moon? k
no but it was hoped that by going to the moon, it would open the door the colonization of space.
1969-2035 - there will POSSIBLY be a flyby of Mars..... 66 years after the moon landing.
That's a pretty big fail.
Yes. Perhaps you didn't have the same relationship with Neil like I did, but he told me numerous times in confidence that he wished to have lived on the moon. I only feel like I am able to speak now about this sadly because of his death. Don't feel bad though that you didn't know that, not everyone is important enough to have a close relationship with important people.
Newt Gingrich is ruler of the moon.
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voted and happy to see ppl able to find new pastures in the eUS to call home.
Hell yeah SC! Good to have you here! Feel dem AMPS!
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