[AB] Portents of Doom!
Erwin Schauman
“So the ancient pillars of Tuonela tremble and quake, the timeless glacial halls echo with the sound of shattering ice and the anguished screams of the damned, who with one voice this message of doom for all ears deliver - “Prophet of Perkele, Erwin Schauman, has reawoken! His return heralds the beginning of the End, the last breath of a dying world!”
Repent, you of little faith, for you didn't heed the warnings! Now death approaches this world, its hairy claws already closing around its neck!
Hear my words now, mortal fools!
When an iron belt wraps the world; When headless horses traverse the roads; When apathy and greed rule the hearts of men; Seven times will the bell toll, Seven times the feather fall, Seven times the cursed king cough; Thrice shall the red sun rise; Thrice the peacock sing!
Then will the land be swallowed by darkness, all consumed by ravenous beasts, man made slave and forced to eternally suffer!
They are already here, your fate sealed. For this is the time...
OF THE GRAYLONIANS!
Yes, Graylonians! The forgotten tribes have grown strong while you have wasted your strength fighting each other for your petty reasons. The infinite armies of the Graylonians are amassing and are poised to devour the unsuspecting world and its apathetic citizens...
Steel yourselves, mortals! Soon you will bear witness to countless horrors and stare into the abominable faces of the Graylonian invaders. Make peace with your maker, and prepare for an eternity of sleep in the frozen tombs of Tuonela! Death awaits you with nasty, big, pointy teeth!
Graylonian tribal warriors, armed to the teeth
Yours lovingly,
King of Finland
High Priest of Perkele
Archtyrant of Transylvania
Minister of Marmoset Affairs
Comments
Welcome back you unknown dude! Nice artiglos.
King of Finland? If you once was I don't know about that, but nowadays it is ChristijanXD (https://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/4263815)
SWORD SHARP ROAD OPEN!
Typical. Leave the throne vacant for mere 4 years and already one of the lesser Houses claims it as their own. Let them have their fun, as long as they remember whom they serve: http://i871.photobucket.com/albums/ab273/Sincubus09/KingSchauman2-1.jpg
SWORD SHARP ROAD OPEN!
The Graylonians are coming!
You've been served and remembered by one they call KendoYanar, who's been working his arse off in your kingdoms name in your absense!
Oh, it was gRaylonia... My bad.
The country you were thinking of can be found West across the border.
Oho
Kuis panee, Zakke?
Ihan hyvin. Mikset oo: IRC
Eikö kaikki eRe-kannut kuolleet jo vuosia sitten?
Erepublik.fi elää
Moi Erwin mitä kullu? Welcome back
Katos, katos. Taisit olla aikoinaan mukana NTJ😒sä ja joukko-osastojen kehityksessä? Nikki tuo jotain muistoja mieleen.
Some time since I've heard of Grayland/Graylonia 🙂
4 years, roughly. Someone has to keep periodically warning you lot!
If you see an iron belt you best run, it's probably my father ready to give a beating 🙁
Perkeleen perkele!
Kuka murhasi kreivi Schaumanin?
Murhaajalla ei selkeästikään ollut homma hanskassa kun hengissä on vieläkin. Meno on kuin Kauniissa ja rohkeissa kun kuolleetkaan eivät pysy kuolleina!
Jumala, Cthulhu ja Erius näitä nykynuoria varjelkoon, kun harrastavat manaamista ilman pienintäkään harkintaa. Ei taida monet ymmärtää, minkä tason paholainen on nyt noussut haudastaan.
"Erwin.S on ensimmäinen eliittipresidentti" -Lavanche
"Erwinihän on elitistin perikuva" -avec
"Erwin on liian eliittiä ollakseen osa eliittiä" -nanton
Peto on irti.
LEP on äiti, LEP on isä!
Loistava sarja. Suosittelen uudelleen julkaisua.
Missä on Scadens? Missä Okkius? Avec? Pete? Kuhaa? Lavanche? Lilla? Sossu?
Nouskaa maasta rienan henget,
Trullin henget, memen henget,
eRen herrat, järjen kauhut,
Päälle vainomiesten päitten!
Sellaiset vappuzombit sieltä.
Downing!
Toithan Valhallasta mukanasi myös Okkiuksen?