Now you've done it ....

Day 2,719, 01:31 • Published in Australia Australia • by Henry the 8th


Subjects of Australia, it has come to my attention that I must seek an erection...









Oh. *ahem* Pardon, my briefing notes must be wrong...that I must seek an election in order to claim my rightful throne.


So, subjects, your King requires you to vote for him on his birthday (yes, my real and actual birthday).


I have returned from abroad to rescue you all from yourselves with my adorably handsome looks. And, of course, who could overlook me as the strongest man in Australia? Even Plato thinks I'm elite for crying out loud!


So in this, my sixth year of this addiction we call a game, I require your public approval.





I will put to rights the wrongs of the past! Under my royal banner we will seek war. For glory and riches, of course!





This truly Herculean feat of setting things to rights cannot be done alone. No, not even I, can achieve such things. I will be enlisting the aid of the following friends and associates:


Chief of the armed forces: WyvernJack


Chancellor of the Exchequer: Mongoosier


Chief Diplomat: James Rellori


Chief Scribe: Ilene Dover


And last, but certainly not least. I shall take young pr3zzyy under my wing.


These people are, of course, the heads of their respective departments for the first week or so (things will change as I get reacquainted with my peoples). They will have deputies and other petty functionaries. These are their own concern - no doubt over the days and months and years my loyal followers will swell in number. If you are a true and loyal servant, step forward and be chosen.