Now you've done it ....
Henry the 8th
Subjects of Australia, it has come to my attention that I must seek an erection...
Oh. *ahem* Pardon, my briefing notes must be wrong...that I must seek an election in order to claim my rightful throne.
So, subjects, your King requires you to vote for him on his birthday (yes, my real and actual birthday).
I have returned from abroad to rescue you all from yourselves with my adorably handsome looks. And, of course, who could overlook me as the strongest man in Australia? Even Plato thinks I'm elite for crying out loud!
So in this, my sixth year of this addiction we call a game, I require your public approval.
I will put to rights the wrongs of the past! Under my royal banner we will seek war. For glory and riches, of course!
This truly Herculean feat of setting things to rights cannot be done alone. No, not even I, can achieve such things. I will be enlisting the aid of the following friends and associates:
Chief of the armed forces: WyvernJack
Chancellor of the Exchequer: Mongoosier
Chief Diplomat: James Rellori
Chief Scribe: Ilene Dover
And last, but certainly not least. I shall take young pr3zzyy under my wing.
These people are, of course, the heads of their respective departments for the first week or so (things will change as I get reacquainted with my peoples). They will have deputies and other petty functionaries. These are their own concern - no doubt over the days and months and years my loyal followers will swell in number. If you are a true and loyal servant, step forward and be chosen.
Comments
Haha, shows how rusty you are on article writing... you forgot to check it before releasing and screwed up the images...
sorry not the images... my bad, the links to the cabinet people... I am doing two things at once..
I haven't written an article in years 😛 gimme a sec
Why is mine a search @_@ it's because you don't have a Liberator medal isn't it 😉 It just hurts too much to load my profile and copy the url 😃 hehehe 🙂
This was a mind numbing exercise as it was .... gimme a break 😛
Good luck!
Heh. If you actually Run, and actually get elected, I will play erepublik for a month without complaint.
Henry is -THAT- awesome.
Ranger
I might hold you to that!
We need all the grumpy old codgers we can find...
Oh baby, you know it, you want me bad 😉
Totally awesome!
Lany \o/
Henry, my love! \o/
How can you remain loyal to me if everyone wants your body? I can't see you being very faithful. 🙂
Like the old saying, doesn't matter where you get your appetite so long as you eat at home 😉
Good to see you Ranger/.
You and Ranger can be my secret weapons 😉
Hello Ranger
Hey SC o/
Good luck
Sorry to ruin your plans 😛
Hm? A better Australia?
That's what I propose 😉
Well, i hope so... but honestly i don't think that you and your team is capable for it
Time will say
I want a happy Aus, You just want war
Approved!!
My Pharmaceutical advice: take blue tablets responsibily
Horny Henry for the Top Job!
Hmm... Maybe I should of kept that line for my pre-election comic... hmm
I am looking forward to your next cartoon with King Henry in it 🙂
Pretty shit article, step it up.
If you call that trolling you better step up your game little man
icetek needs to return, we are all losing our touch 🙁
Not even trolling, was an average article. STEP UP bitch
Good luck!
is that viagra 😮
You are my Viagra babe 😉
Always good to see the old guys come back (hey, the blue pills are a dead giveaway). 🙂
War is great, but-- any other policies?
I'm not that old :/
Yes you are
V
Good luck 🙂
runs off to make ANZAC cookies for Helen and the Kia Ora guys
Oh lord...I think I have seen everything now. 😃
He shouldn't have pulled THAT out to show you Mrs Wolf until his election night when he run around the pool table with his pants around his ankles.
Missy \o/
I'd love to give both of you a job in cabinet if you want 🙂
I'm just kinda curious... Who is it that we're actually going to go to war with...?
Infidels? ....
New Zealand 😃
@CrusaderCarl
Hehehe xD
Not a bad idea ....
DEATH TO KIWI INFIDELS \o/
Those are Canadian girls
Still a colony 😛