Massive Facepalm!

Day 1,194, 09:42 Published in Hungary China by mihail.cazacu

The eUnited States has just managed to have a "friendly" infusion of Turks in the Congress. At one point in time, those friendly Turks were wining 31 seats. Luckily the eUSA dodged the bullet in the last moment but that was very close.

Just in case the eUS decision makers are as clueless as their RL counterparts, being friends with eTurkey alienates both eGreece and eBulgaria, two countries for whom a war with eTurkey is a major source of baby-boom. Having a Congress where the Turks can influence the American set of MPPs ads insult to the injury of inviting Tukrey to PanAm.

eGreece had just sent a stern warning to eBrazil (who insists in having an MPP with eTurkey) by signing an MPP with eSpain: "Get your huahueuahahahue act together or next time when the Spaniards and come knocking to your door we might remember the Brazilians fought on the Turkish side" (eBrazil might get a double pleasure since ePoland is just a few provinces away and the Poles sent some of their tanks to help eGreece wipe out eTurkey just when the Brazilians were fighting hard on the wrong side of the war).

The eUSA has ePoland ready for lulz in just 3 days, eSerbia poised to come and liberate Texas (don't imagine for even a second eUK will be able or really willing to block the Serbs) and a rather pissed off Greek and Bulgarian public opinion.

Both eGreece and eBulgaria outgun eTurkey, so it's about time eUSA start thinking strategically. Thinking strategically won't hurt eBrazil either, but at least the Brazilians didn't stare a PTO in the eyes yesterday.

[NWO trolls are welcome]