[RO][eMYTHBUSTER] 5 mituri despre matzanesieni... DEMONTATE
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by newcx7
Intrucat, in ultima perioada, am observat nasterea mai multor mituri despre matzanesieni, consider ca se impune desfiintarea acestora si prezentarea corecta a situatiei.
Iata cateva mituri care circula in Romania despre Matzanesieni:
1.Matzanesienii contribuie la distrugerea economiei romanesti
FALS! Matzanesienii cumpara produse din tara, prin intermediul contrabandistilor. Initiativa excelenta a lui oarecare este de notorietate. Prin intermediul retelelor de comercianti, produsele romanesti ajung in Matzanesia si de aici ajung prin donatii la matzanesieni. Concluzia: platim impozite la bugetul Romaniei, evitam plata impozitelor catre Indonesia. Myth BUSTED!
2.Din cauza matzanesienilor lipseste forta de munca din Romania
FALS! In Romania este un surplus de forta de munca, imprejurare concretizata prin salariile mici din toate domeniile. Lipsa fortei de munca ar genera un efect invers cu privire la salarii, ceea ce nu se verifica pe piata fortei de munca. Myth BUSTED!
3.Matzanesienii nu contribuie la refacerea economica a Romaniei
FALS! Incepand cu donatia de gold reusita de congressman-ii matzanesieni si continuand cu cele expuse la punctul 1, consideram ca ajutam la reconstructia economica a Romaniei. Ajutam Romania si prin slabirea adversarului, dat fiind ca fiecare matzanesian lucreaza cu wellness de 30-40, ceea ce coduce la o scadere sensibila a productivitatii inamicului, cu consecinta cresteri preturilor de productie, a pretului de desfacere al produselor si, in general, a scumpirii tuturor produselor din Matzanesia. Slabind dusmanul, ajutam Romania! Myth BUSTED!
4.Matzanesienii sunt gay
FALS! Faptul ca nu ne plac femeiile din Indonesia nu inseamna ca nu ne plac femeile in general. Am hotarat sa intram intr-o abstinenta absoluta pana la revenirea in tara. Dintr-un punct de vedere medical, dar si filosofic, unii ar afirma ca abstinenta este buna: concentreaza energia yang. Altii se gandesc cu teama ce ravagii vom face in populatia feminina cand ne vom intoarce in tara. 'Om vedea. Myth BUSTED!
5.Matzanesienii se inchina la idoli pagani
FALS! Iubim pisica, dar nu o divinizam. Desi, ca animal, pisica imprumuta ceva din caracterul sacru al zeitatilor de altadata, asta nu inseamna in mod automat ca o si veneram. Consideram pisica un port-bonheur, o flamura ce o poti arbora in lupta si doar atat. Myth BUSTED!
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Lol? Nu. MegaLOL
:🙂)
exact asta stateam si ma intrebam si eu: se face apel sa ne intoarcem in tara. Dar pentru ce.? Sa marim populatia de someri si cersetori? Nu merci.
vote !
adevar graieste gura (... ammmm ... adica tasta matzanesianului) 😁
cu o singura observatie privind abstinenta: am gasit niste australience pe aici prin Matzanesia ... wouwouwouwou 😁
votat.
eDany...treci taica la brazilience. Sunt parfum.
Ficat Lung Matzanesia
Corect. Nu mai in cazul in care Romania relanseaza lupta impotriva Ucrainei si Ungariei se pare intradevar ca devenim proprii nostrii adversari in cazul in care ne mai bronzam.
Tot romanul e veseli, e altfel. Si ele sunt las, e faptul
minuseid.Use a better translator.
Misto.
@minusei😛 we also know english, use a better translator or write in english.
@ minuseid
😃 Wanna chat in private?
mihu, iti dau 4 idr sa iti faci un control oftalmologic?
N-ai auzit? Sunt eaustraliene si ebraziliene garla....
Deci, care este, io nu-s de acord cu abstinenta. P'aci sunt brazilience ratacite, intrebati-l si pe husarus. Fratie, sa spuneti de soare ca e fierbinte e ok, dar cand dai de o brazilianca cu pofte, soarele e gheata😁
In rest, s-auzim de bine, respectiv ca Indonezia e in faliment iar Ungaria isi masorara teritoriul cu expresii de genul: "vezi fiule, tara noastra se intinde de aici pana la copacul de colo" 😁
Ficat Lung Matzanesia!
you all wrong. The myth is true.
Of course you can help a bit your country by smuggling and doing unhonourable things but it will not be as faster as you are all going back to work there. In fact it may slower your economy recovery.
The only way you can boost your economy is by conquering rich land. That is what this game design for.
So in my opinion you just waste your time. Stop talking like you are doing that for your country. You are doing that for your own benefit. I dont think most romanian appreaciate what you did.🙂
@ryanno: you didn't understand a thing here ... so give us a break and go preach in other places (eHungary I would suggest for you; it would be the ideal place 🙂 and they like your preaches)
wow..it seems like i hit your sensitive place...🙂
ryanno2 predicatorul, suna bine. 😁
suna bine atat timp cat sta in genunchi😁
@ryanno2 it is better for our country (including the province Matzanesia) if we will destroy your economy🙂
Also, we will make your women understan that there are men - romanian men mostrly - that are far better gifted by God than you... and you know what I mean. Medium size in Romania is 20 cm ... not 4 cm like in Indonezablay😁
sure..now go home and think about it, ok?? 🙂
@AdrianHashu:
well its not what my blonde cheap rumanian prostitute said last night. Either you or her lied then..well it not a big problem. We have a great time last night..🙂
@ryanno2 I'm so sad to see that you really have o problem to understand. We are home, kid, in Matzanesia.This is an overseas part of eRomania. Thats all. You are a minority here, if yopu dont count the clones. Make a quick survey of the media and you will see no more than 20-30 indos, and hundreds of romanians. So why dont you go home and stop bothering us?😛
@ryanno2 Wakakakakakakakakak 😛
That romanian blonde prostitute you talk about its a poor indo girl, with a blonde wig.
It was send to you by my friend Husarus, because he thinks that you need something to rebuild your self-esteem. He's the one who teach her to convince you that your little, tiny, minuscule ... thing... is big enough at 3.5 cm.
Husarus said to me that otherwise you wil commit suicide, by biting your veins😁
@AdrianHashu:
like i said in other post..i like you man..🙂
you are a bit stubborn but at least you talk straight to the point.
About the prostitute, i lie to you...it is not cheap 🙂
but sure she is a gorgeous blonde..🙂
If i can choose i would like to be in the same side with you.
But then again..it seems like we are enemy. So go die 😉
ryanno2.I'm sorry,but we're not leaving.As i told your leaders on the chat.If you want to surender we can negociate the terms.
@Ryanno2 I like you too. You are one of the very few indos who can take a joke as a joke and laugh. It's a pitty that we are enemies, but you never know. As soon as your good friends (for now) hungarians will reveal their true objectives, you will find our presence in Matzanesia more than desirable. Belive me, we know them, in RL, by almost a thousand year, and know how they act.🙂
About the diyng thing, sorry, but I have to disappoint you. We have an old saying: "The horses don't die when dogs wnat this". It apllies to cats, too. So, my little indo puppy, i wish you and your compadres a happy carrot life, deep undergound. 😁😁😁
PS As oarecare said above, you can always surender 😁
tot o blonda de-a noastra este mai buna
Roman este homosexualii
pwned
top99plusplus 😃